1. I'll swallow it all.. I love the taste

2. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy.

3. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it.

5. God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

6. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you…

7. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

8. Let's take picture's so your friends will believe you.

9. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

10.That was a great fart! Do another one!