A boy and his grandpa were out fishing one Saturday. The fish weren’tbiting and grandpa figured that he would have a cigar.

junior asked his grandpa if he could have a puff of his grandpas cigar.

grandpa said “can your dick touch your asshole son?”

junior said “no grandpa it can't”

so grandpa told him that he couldn’t have a puff.

a little while later grandpa opens a beer.

junior says “can i have a drink of your beer grandpa?”

once again grandpa asks “can your pecker touch your asshole?”

junior replies “nope it sure can't”

after they were done fishing, they get back home grandma tells junior that she has made cookies just for him.

grandpa asked junior “can I have a few cookies son?”

junior asks “can your dick touch your asshole grandpa?”

grandpa smiles and says yes boy it sure can!!

junior then says “THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF, GRANDMA MADE THESE COOKIES FOR ME!!!”