TWO BLACK DUDES ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. WHEN THEY NOTICE A SIGN,“BE WHITE FOR $1.75! THE BROTHER SAYS TO THE OTHER,”LOOKEY THERE LEROY WE CAN BE WHITE FOR $1.75! I'VE GOT $1.50,WHATS YOU HAVE“? LEROY SAYS ”I'S GOT $2.00“ AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT” ,“I WILL GO IN FIRST AND IF IT WORKS I'LL GIVE YOU THE QUARTER AND THEN YOU CAN BE WHITE!”
AFTER 15MIN. OR SO THE LEROY COMES OUT AND HE'S COMPLETLY WHITE!
HIS FRIEND SAYS “DAMN LEROY YOU ARE WHITE! GIVE ME A QUARTER!”
LEROY LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS “FUCK YOU NIGGER,GO GET A JOB!”