A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar
getting really wasted. They are both really depressed.

The man asks the woman why she's so down and she
replies, “My husband left me because he said I was too
kinky in bed.”

“What a coincidence!” he said, “My wife just left me.
She said I was too kinky in bed too.”

So they start talking and they find that they have
much in common so they decide to go to the woman's
apartment and have kinky sex.

When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she
needs a few minutes so she can slip into something
more comfortable. She comes out of the bathroom with a
tight, black leather outfit with a whip, handcuffs, a
strap-on cock, and a 12 inch studded dildo. Then she
hurries into the kitchen and comes out with tabasco
sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin.

Then she notices that the man is putting on his coat
and is walking towards the door.

“What's going on?”, she asks. “I thought you wanted
to get kinky?”

He turns around and says, “I just fucked your dog and
shit in your purse. I'm all done.”