Three gay men are at the wake of a common lover named Bruce. The body had been cremated, and since they were all so close with Bruce, they decided the only fair thing to do would be to divide Bruce's ashes between the three of them.

The three then discussed what they were going to do with the ashes.

The first guy said, “Bruce and I used to love to go sailing, so I'm going to dump his ashes at sea.”

“Oh, Bruce would like that.” The other two said.

The second guy said, “Bruce and I used to love to garden together, so I'm going to spread his ashes in my garden. Then every spring when my flowers bloom, I'll think of my Bruce.”

“Aw, that's so sweet.” The other two agreed.

The third guy said, “I'm going to dump his ashes into a big pot of 5-alarm chili, so he can rip my asshole apart one last time.”