Two women meet in heaven.


1st woman:
I froze to death.

2nd woman:
How horrible!

1st woman:
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm
and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman:
I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:
So what happened?

2nd woman:
I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked
under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and
finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over and died from a
heart attack.

1st woman:
Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.