A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous
woman sitting at a table nearby …all alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her -
knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over
to the girl, saying this from the gentleman. She looks
at the wine and decides to send a note over to the
man.

The note read:
For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the
bank, and 7 Inches in your pants.

The man, after reading the note, sends one of his
own back to her and it read:

“Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari
Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my
garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the
bank.”
“But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you,
would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.”