You might be a redneck…
if 29 out of the 30 words you use are not in the dictionary.

if you have a bathtub in your backyard for a swimming pool.

if you think the last three words of the national anthem are
“start your engines”.

if you vacation at a reststop.

if you have put a really nice stereo system with subwoofers
into your rusty old pickup truck, and then blast country
music on it.