A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his
knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in
the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

“I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you
can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair
have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women
like me from being respected at work and in the community and from
reaching our full potential as a person…because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all
in the name of humor!”

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the
blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard
on your knee!”