Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back,
> right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They
> noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they
> stopped and decided to go there anyway.
>
> The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off
> her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.
>
> The second not finding anything either, thought “I'm not getting rid of my
> panties…” so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
>
> The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the
> phone, and one says to the other: “ We have to be on the look-out, it
> seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home
> without her panties…”.
>
> The other one responded: “You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck
> to her ass that read, ”We will never forget you".

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