0ne day a boy write´s to Santa Clause: Please send me a sister.
Santa wrote him back: Ok,send me youre mother.



A kid came home from school and asked his dad:Dad I heard some kids talking about a thing called vagina.What is a vagina, and what does it look like

Well, son,before sex it looks like a beatiful unopened rose.

Wow, what does it look like after sex?
Well,son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?