Osama Bin Laden wand one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stop at a small town.Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts upp his tail and looks at the camel´s butt, just then a guy comes over and says. “What are you doing?”

Bin Laden replies,“About 2 miles back I heard some one say, ”hey, look at the two asshole on that camel! :D


Why doesn´t Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
Because every time he spread(sundur) their leg he sees Bush :)