A baby was born that was so advanced that he could
talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.
“Are you my doctor?”, he asked.
“Yes, I am.”
The baby said, “Thank you for taking such good
care of me during birth.”

He looked at his mother and asked, “Are you my mother?”
“Yes, I am,” she said.
“Thank you for taking such good care of me before I
was born,” he said. He then looked at his father and
asked, “Are you my father?”
“Yes, I am,” his father answered.

The baby motioned him to come closer, then poked
him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times,
saying, “I want you to know that THAT HURTS!”
It's a cruel world out there…