A 60ish woman went to the doctor for a checkup.

The doctor told her she needed more activity and recommended sex three times a week.
She asked the doctor to, “Please, tell my husband.”
The doctor goes out in the waiting room and tells the husband that his wife needs to have sex 3 times a week.

The 70 year old man replies: “Which days?”.
The Doctor says: “How about Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
The husband says, ”I can bring her in on Monday and Wednesday, but on Fridays I play golf so she'll have to take the bus.

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