Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time
getting our airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we
should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims
would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and
of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in
hope of seeing a naked woman.
We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have
record sales. Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?
Sincerely,

Bill Clinton