Snow tires come standard on all your cars.

You have gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.

You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike.

Down South to you means Canada.

Birds chirping at 3am in July is normal.

You have a passport to leave the island.

You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Brennivin.

Your idea of creative landscaping is a tree.

Wearing high heels and a skirt, and going out dancing is “normal” during a hurricane.

You were unaware there is a legal drinking age.

You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend.

You enjoy driving in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow.

Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie

Headlines read “Cow born in Strútafjörður”.

At least once a year, a family members' kitchen doubles as a meat
processing plant

At times, your second floor balcony doubles as a front door.

You find 0 degrees a little chilly

You actually understand these jokes
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