A rich businessman and his homeless friend were shopping at the mall buying birthday presents for their wives. When they were finished the homeless guy asked:What did you get for your wife?
Businessman:I got her a dress and a diamond ring if she wouldn´t like the dress. What did you get for your wife?
Homeless:I got some Shoes and a dildoe.
Businessman: a DILDOE????????
Homeless: Yeah, if she wouldn´t like the slippers, then she could just go fuck herself.

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