A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents'
house for dinner. This is to be her first time
meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down
and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort,
thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas
pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve
herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but
everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even had
a chance to be embarrassed,
her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that
had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather
stern voice,
“Skippy!”.

The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came
across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was
beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she
didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.

The father again looked and the dog and yelled,
“Dammit Skippy!”

Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”. A
few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This
time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled
a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog
with disgust and yelled, “Dammit Skippy, get away from her before
she shits on you!”