Once a rich man and a poor man who were friends went shopping and met at the store,
the poor man asked the rich man what are you doing?
The richman answered im buying for my wife a mink coat and a jaguar,
i figured if she doesnt like the mink coat she will like the jaguar,
then the richman asks the poorman what he is buying for his wife,
the poorman answered a radio and a dildo,
i figured if she doesnt like the radio she can go F**K herself.