Element: Woman

Symbol: Wo

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic mass: Accepted at 53,6 kg, but known to vary from 40-200 kg.

Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physiscal Properties:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states form virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in right places

Chemical Properties:
1. Has a great affinity for gold,silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbes great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful moneyreducing agent known to man

Common Uses:
1. Highly omamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

Tests:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

Hazards:
1. Highly dangerous exept in experineced hands
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be kept at different locations as long as specimens do not come in contact with one anothe