Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
“I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed.” she explained, “and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in the house.”
“Don't worry,” said Jack, “we'll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we'll be out of here at first light.”
The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared; they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out but he finally determined it was from the attorney of the attractive widow he met on the skiing weekend with Bob.
He dropped in on his friend, Bob, and asked, “Do you remember that good looking widow from the farm where we stayed on our skiing weekend up north?”
“Yes, I do.” said Bob.
“Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?”
“Yes,” Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. “I have to admit that I did.”
“And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?”
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did.
Why do you ask?
She just died and left me everything.