One day an elephant is lying on the jungle floor with a thorn stuck in his foot.
An ant comes along and offers to take the thorn out of the felled elephants foot.
The ant proceeds to remove the thorn and the elephant then turns to the ant and says “How can I ever repay you ?” To which the ant replies “Well I've never screwed an elephant, let me fuck you and we'll call it quits ” so the elephant turns round and the ant crawls up behind its tail and just as the ant enters the elephant a coconut falls out of the tree and hits the elephant on the head.
the elephant cries out and the ant shouts “That's right bitch take it all”.