A missionary gets sent into the deepest darkest Africa,
and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends years
with the people, teaching them to read, write, and
the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing that
he particularly stresses is the evil of sexual sin. Thou
must not commit adultery or fornication!!!
One day, the wife of one of the tribes noblemen gave
birth to a white child. The village is shocked, and
the chief is then sent by his people to talk with the
missionary. \“You have taught us of the evils of sexual
sin, yet here a black women gives birth to a white
child. You are the only white man that has ever set
foot n our village. I know what you\'ve done!\”
The missionary tries to cover himself up by saying:
\“Oh,no, my good man - you are mistaken. What you have
here is a natural occurrence, called an albino. LOOK TO
THY YONDER FIELD! You see a field of white sheep, yet
amongst them is one black sheep. Nature does this
on occasion.\”
The chief pauses a moment, and then says, \“Tell you
what - you don\'t say anything about the sheep, I won\'t
say anything about the kid.\”