(NOTE: This is a supposedly true story).

A new business was opening and one of the owner's
friends wanted
to send him flowers for the occasion. The flowers
arrived at the
new business sight and the owner read the card: “Rest
in Peace.”

The owner was very angry, to say the least, and called
to complain.“
Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, and sorry you
were offended,”
said the florist. “But even worse, somewhere there
is a funeral
taking place today, and they have flowers with a note
saying,
”Congratulations on your new location."