A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets
a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he
gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife
can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him
a lot and
love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a
lot and not try
to understand her at all.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, and
she does.