A man was sitting all by himself at a bar, when he noticed a beautiful woman sitting by herself at the other end of the bar. He signaled for the bartender to come over and instructed him to send over their best bottle of wine to the lady. After she recieves it she starts scribbleing on a piece of paper and instructs the bartender to send it over. He opened it up and it said “For me to be your girlfriend you have to have a Jag in your Garage, 1 million dollers in your bank and 8 inches in your pants”. After reading it he quickly jots down a message on a piece of paper and sends it back and gets up and leaves. She opens it up and it reads, “ I have a Jag, a Porscha, and a BMW in my Garage, 3 million in the bank , but I ‘ll be damned if I’m going to cut off 3 inched of my manhood for you or any other woman!”