Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $ 2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “Can I help you?”
“I was wondering,” whispers the man, “Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”
“Yes,” she purrs, “Indeed I am.”
The man replies, “Well wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”
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