Two rednecks drive through a gas station to fill
up their truck. They notice a sign saying
“Enter here for a chance at free sex!” They wander
inside and ask the attendant how to enter.
The attendant says that they have to guess
a number between one and ten. The first guy
guesses five. The attendant says, “Sorry, but the
number is eight.” The second guy guesses seven
and the attendant says, “Sorry, but the number was
three.” As the two rednecks drive away, one of
them turns to the other and says, “You know,
I think that contest was rigged.” The second guy,
the smarter of the two, replies, “Naw, it's on the
up and up. My wife won twice last week.”