Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand
dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude.” With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled, “Mama needs new clothes!”
Then she hollered…“YES! YES! I WON! I WON!” She jumped up and down
and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money
and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I thought YOU were watching!”
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts.