Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
-Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out
men hiding wedding rings in their pocket.
-Fewer women would diet because their ideal weight
would increase by 30 pounds.
-Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods
within two hours of bedtime.
-Little girls would read “Snow White and the Seven
Dorks”.
-Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles because
there would be no pictures.
-Men would be required by law to learn phrases like:
“I'm sorry”, “I love you”, “You're beautiful” and
“Your hair looks beautiful!”
-Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women
by their accomplishments.
-Men would pay as much attention to their woman as
to their car.
-During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes
and women would date 19 year olds.
-For basic training, soldiers would have to take care
of a two-year old for 8 weeks.
-PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
-Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching
soap operas.