A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3,
9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,”
he said, “I've been seeing this girl for a while and
she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think
tonight's ”the“ night. We're having dinner with her
parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a
feeling
I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me,
she'll
want me all the time, so you'd better give me the
12
pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his
girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give
the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer,
but continues praying for several minutes. The girl
leans over and says, “You never told me that you were
such a religious person.” He leans over to her and
says, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”