After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant
arguments, a young man and
his wife decided the only way to save their marriage
was to try counseling.
They had been at each other's throats for some time
and felt that this was their last straw.

When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor
jumped
right in and opened the floor for discussion.

“What seems to be the problem?”
The wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing
all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor
went over to her,
picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately
for several minutes,
and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there
speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief
at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to the husband, “Your wife NEEDS
that at least twice a week!”

The husband scratched his head and replied…
“I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”