A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, “Excuse me. Can you help me?

”I promised a friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I do not know where I am.“

The man below says, ”Yes, you are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees north latitude and between 58 and 60 degrees west longitude.“

”You must be an engineer,“ calls down the balloonist.

”Yes, I am,“ replies the man. ”How did you know?“

”Well,“ says the balloonist, ”everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.“

The man below says, ”you must be a manager.“

”Yes, I am,“ replies the balloonist, ”but how did you know ?“

”Well,“ comes the answer, ”you did not know where you are, nor where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.

“The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, BUT NOW IT IS SOMEHOW MY FAULT.”