This big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a sleeveless
sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing
a big, hairy armpit as she points to all the people
sitting at the bar and asks, “What man out there will
buy a lady a drink?” The whole bar goes dead silent,
as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the
bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar
and says, “Bartender! I want to buy that ballerina
a drink!” The bartender pours the drink and the woman
chugs it down. After she's completed the drink, she
turns again to the patrons and points around at all
of them, again revealing her hairy armpit, saying,
“What man out there will buy a lady a drink?” Once again
the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says,
“Bartender! I'd like to buy the ballerina another
drink!” After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender
approaches the little drunk and says, “It's your business
if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you
call her a ballerina?” The drunk replies, “Sir, in
my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high
has got to be a ballerina!”