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A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.
She is taken into an examining room and waits for
the doctor.

After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby,
and finds him not
gaining much weight and asks the woman, “Is he breast
fed or on the bottle?”

“Oh…he is breast fed!”, replied the woman.
“Well then, strip down to your waist,” orders the
doctor.

She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing
table.
The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both
breasts
for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough
examination.

The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor
says -
“No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don't have
any milk!”

The woman with a wry grin on her face responds…“Well
of course I don't.”
“I'm his aunt - but I'm SURE GLAD I brought him in!”