Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
One is a middle-aged gym
teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties.
These two women go
everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into
their apartment or come out.
Do you think they could be Lebanese?
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Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around,
and when I confronted him
with the evidence he denied everything and said it
would never happen again.
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Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it.
Now how do I get out?
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Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't
know
he drank until one night he came home sober.
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Dear Abby,
I have always wanted to have my family history traced,
but I can't afford to
spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? -
Sam

Dear Sam,
Yes. Run for public office.
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Dear Abby,
I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet
a man my age with no bad habits. - Rose

Dear Rose,
So would I.
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