A man is sitting at a bar, when a good-looking woman
sits next to him.
After a while she says, “Hi Bob.”
“Do I know you?” he replies.
“You sure do… it's me, Frank, your best friend.”
“My GOD, Frank… it IS you!! What the hell….??!!”
I went to Sweden and got a sex change.“
”Wow, it's amazing! You really ARE a woman! Tell me
something… does it hurt when they cut your penis
off?“
”Yeah… yeah that hurts, alright. But I'll tell you,
it doesn't hurt NEARLY as much as when they stick
that metal tube in the back of your head and suck half
your brains out."