A woman and her son were in the kitchen one
afternoon when he just returned home from school,
the young boy soon asks,“ Mother how old are you?
That s none of your business!,” the mother says,
“how much do you weigh?”, he then asks, “That's
none of your business!”, the mother replies, “Why
are you and dad divorcing?”, he asks again, “That
is none of your business!” the mother replies again.

So the next day he asks his friends how to find
out this information about his mother, Go and
look at her drivers license,“ they suggest.

So after he looks at her license he confronts her,
”Mother, I know your 32 and you weigh 156 pounds
and I also know why you and dad are getting a
divorce.“
Astonished by this the mother asks ,”Why?“,
”Because you got an F in sex."