Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm
house and asked the attractive lady who answered the
door if they could spend the night.

“I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
widowed,” she explained, “and I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house.”

“Not to worry,” Jack said, “we'll be happy to sleep in
the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone
at first light.

The lady agreed and the two men found their way
to the barn and settled in for the night. Come
morning, the weather had cleared and they got on their
way and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter
from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure
it out, but he finally determined that it was from
the attorney of that attractive widow he met on the
ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked: ”Bob, do
you remember that good-looking widow from the farm
we stayed at on our ski holiday up north.“ ”Yes, I do.“

Did you happen to get up in the middle of the
night, go up to the house and have sex with her?”
“Yes,” he said, a little embarrassed about being
found out, “I have to admit that I did.” “And did you
happen to use my name instead of telling her your
name?”

Bob's face turned red and he said, “Yeah, sorry
buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?” "No need to
apologize, Bob. She just died and left me everything!


AND YOU THOUGHT THE ENDING WOULD BE DIFFERENT, DIDN'T YOU?