A man and his wife are driving down the interstate doing 55 mph.
The man is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says,
“Honey, I know we've been together for 15 years, but, I want to
leave you.”
The man says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. The wife
then says,
“I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been
having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you.”
Again the man stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
The wife says, “I want the house.”
Again the man speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. The wife says,
“I want the town house, too.”
The man just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80
mph.
The wife says,
“I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards,
too.”
The man slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as
the wife says,
“Is there anything you want?”
The man says, “No, I've got everything I need.”
The wife asks, “What's that?”
Just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, the man replies,
“I've got the airbag!”