Two boys are playing football on a park in London. Suddenly a dog appears and sinks its teeth into the younger boy's chest. The elder picks up stick and drives it through the dog's heart, killing it.

A reporter observes all of this and asks the boy if he can write a story on it. He takes out a notebook and puts down the title

“ARSENAL FAN SAVES FRIEND'S LIFE”

The boy says “I don't support Arsenal”. so the reporter puts down

“CHELSEA FAN SAVES FRIEND'S LIFE”

The boy says “I don't support Chelsea”,so the reporter asks “Who do you support?”, and the boy replies “Man U”. So, the reporter writes down

“GLORY HUNTING IDIOT KILLS FAMILY PET”