I love my job, I love the pay !
I love it more and more each day.
I love my Boss, he's the best !
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my office and its location
I hate to have to go on vication.

I love my furniture, drab and gray,
and the paper piles up every day !
I love my chair in my padded cell !
There's nothing else I love so well.

I love to work among my peers
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my Computer and all its Software,
I hug it often though it doesn't care…
I love each program and every file,
I try to understand once in a while !!!
I love my job- I'll say it agen-
I even love these friendly men-

These men who've come to visit today
in lovely white coats to take me away !!!