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Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
Witness: “I only have one, you know.”
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Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?”
Witness: “By death.”
Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
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Lawyer: “What is your date of birth?”
Witness: “July 15th.”
Lawyer: “What year?”
Witness: “Every year.”
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Lawyer: “Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?”
Witness: “No. He was wearing a mask.”
Lawyer: “What was he wearing under the mask?”
Witness: “Er…his face.”
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Lawyer: “This myasthenia gravis – does it affect your memory at all?”
Witness: “Yes.”
Lawyer: “And in what ways does it affect your memory?”
Witness: “I forget.”
Lawyer: “You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?”
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Lawyer: “How old is your son, the one living with you?”
Witness: “Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.”
Lawyer: “How long has he lived with you?”
Witness: “Forty-five years.”
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Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
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Lawyer: “Sir, what is your IQ?”
Witness: “Well, I can see pretty well, I think.”

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