*When's the last time you had a good stiff Cuban?
*Because size really does matter.
*The bigger the hole, the bigger we roll.
*Available in small, medium, and donkey sizes.
*The “fun-to-put-in” carcinogen!
*New ribs for her pleasure. (oops.. that was for condoms)
*After a strokin' it's still good for smokin'.
*Long enough for a man, but made for a woman.
*Won't leave a mess all over her dress!
*All the flavor of a fine Cuban cigar…with the pungent aroma of a tuna canning factory!
*These won't go floppy in your mouth.
*The best thing you'll ever find in a box.
*Melts in your mouth, not in her muff!
*Cigars… they're not just for oral pleasure any more.
*Batteries not included.
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