So men can remember them!
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted!
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better!
How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don´t know when he´s coming, how many inches you´ll get, or how long it´ll stay!
What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist!
Why is so hard for woman to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends!
Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can´t mow the lawn!
What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home!
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be hell!
Did you hear about the baby born with both sexes?
It had penis AND a brain!
What is the difference between an intelligent man and UFO?
I don´t know, I have never seen either one!
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