At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked a girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze and says, “In America, we call this a hug.”

She says, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.”

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, “In America, we call this a kiss.”

She says, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too.”

Later that evening, after quite a few drinks, he takes her out on the campus lawn and proceeds to screw her, and says, “In America, we call this a grass sandwich.”

She says, “Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.”