An old man had never been to the doctors before but something went wrong and he had to go. As he stepped into the doctors office a snotty receptionist slid back her window and said can I help you? He said I'd like to see the doctor. Well sir whats wrong with you. Not knowing any better he said, somethings wrong with my dick. She got mad an reminded him of women and kids in the office. She said you should have said there was something was wrong with your nose and not be so rude. Embarrassed he left.

As he was walking out he turned and went back to the window and said can I see the doctor. Sir whats wrong with you? There is something wrong with my nose. Thats a lot better now whats wrong with it ? He said I can't piss through it.