Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat
and one says to the other, “I hear that the people
in this country actually eat dogs.”

“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live
in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points
to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the
cart.

“Two dogs, please,” says one.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps
both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter.
Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to
unwrap their “dogs.”

The mother superior is first to open hers.She begins
to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans
over to the other nun and whispers …cautiously:
"What part did you get?