Jesus vs. Satan

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his
computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing
all of the bickering. Finally, God said,
“Cool it I am going to set up atest that will run two hours and I will
judge who does the better job.”
So Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did
spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mails. They
sent out e-mails with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy
reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before
their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder
rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the
underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on,
and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming “It's gone! It's all
gone! I lost everything when the power went out!” Meanwhile, Jesus quietly
started printing out all of hisfiles from the past two hours. Satan
observed this and became irate. “Wait!
He cheated! How did he do it?”
God shrugged and said,“Jesus Saves.”