Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and
has 17 children. Soon after the last child is born
her husband dies. A few weeks later she remarries
and over the following years has another 22 children
with her second husband. After the last child is born
her second husband also dies. Within a month Maria is
engaged to be married a third time. Unfortunately,
she becomes very ill and dies.

At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as
she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens and
says, “At least, they're finally together.”

A man standing next to the priest asks, “Excuse me,
Father, but do you mean Maria and her first husband,
or Maria and her second husband?”

The priest says, “I mean her legs.”